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Speedism #8
November 27, 2007, 6:16 pm
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Evolution is my favorite hobby.

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Speedism #7
November 27, 2007, 6:03 pm
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The Suburbs-Where those who do not want to be seen hang out with the blind.



Speedism #6
November 27, 2007, 5:54 pm
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Identity-A profound opportunity



Speedism #5
October 31, 2007, 8:02 am
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People riot the same way they orgasm. This is why the riots of men end as fast as they begin and have never really changed anything. Woman’s riot will be an ever-expanding, multiple, only-accumulating rebellion that will shatter this paradigm forever.

The Greek God Zeus turned Teiresias into a woman for seven years so that at the end of the seven years, Zeus could ask Teiresias who – man or woman – was enjoying sex more. Teiresias giggled and answered Zeus…”Isn’t it obvious?” Hera, Zeus’s wife, Queen of the Gods, then blinded Teiresias as punishment for sharing woman’s primary secret. Don’t you think Teiresias’s giggle would have been even louder if Zeus had asked him whose riot – man or woman’s – would be more effective?

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Speedism #4

The cities of today are fierce on the topic of their self-perpetuation; the cities of the future will be proud to be biodegradable.

New York City actually believes it’ll last forver.  New York City, therefore, is a fortress built to protect the twentieth century and the same sad delusion that instigated Assyrian emperors to sign the cornerstones of ancient Assyrian buildings…Black Rock City (the Burning Man city) is a city named after the desert it sits in because it is built to be a gift to that desert.  It is a city that, even as it enjoys its  potent, opulent prime, is aware that it shares the same destiny of any random sandflake. 

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Speedism #3
October 31, 2007, 7:36 am
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I am a prop for lesbians.

This is not a mission statement. It is a humility doing what humilities do when they’re allowed to express themselves, which is, articulate our true place in the food chain.

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Speedism #2
October 31, 2007, 7:33 am
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Bitterness – the only form of the Black Plague that considers itself to be still winning.

There are other forms of Black Plague that had, in their prime, killed off a third of Europe’s population and that, today, know themselves to be inoculated and obsolete.  In a convention of plagues, the most incessant respect goes to this form of plague that decided not to plague the human race by infecting our voluntary organs but, instead, chose to conquer us by way of our regrets.

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